
Officials said that Congressional staff members would work through the night to finalize the language of the agreement and draft a bill, and that the bill requires the government to use its new role as owner of distressed mortgage-backed securities to make more aggressive efforts to prevent home foreclosures.
In the final hours of negotiations, Democratic lawmakers, including Representative Rahm Emanuel of Illinois and Senator Kent Conrad of North Dakota, carried pages of the bill by hand, back and forth, from Speaker Nancy Pelosi’s office, where the Democrats were encamped, to Mr. Paulson and other Republicans in the offices of Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio, the House minority leader.
In a statement, Tony Fratto, the deputy White House press secretary, said: “We’re pleased with the progress tonight and appreciate the bipartisan effort to stabilize our financial markets and protect our economy.”
But not all points of the negotiation went as smoothly as Fratto claims, says a congressional staffer. There were specific points of frustration on both sides of the aisle, and that frustration began to show towards the end of the 72-hour marathon session.
Among the last sticking points was an unexpected and bitter fight over how to pay for any losses that taxpayers may experience after distressed debt has been purchased and resold.
Democrats had pushed for a fee on securities transactions, essentially a tax on financial firms, saying it was fitting that they contribute to the cost. Republicans were seeking unfettered access for investment banks to research business transactions without Congressional oversight.
“Our original proposal—about 36-hours ago—included having newly anointed commercial banks (Morgan Stanley and Goldman Sachs) review loans over 5 billion dollars with a newly formed Treasury committee designed specifically to prevent bad investments,” said Emanuel in a joint press briefing with Conrad and Pelosi. “John (A. Boehner) disagreed with the language of the committee, specifically the number of people on the committee and the name.”
The Ohio Republican’s staff confirmed the disagreement by phone, “The Democrats wanted seven members on the committee, which is unnecessary. We feel it can be done with three. And the name of the committee is a bit bland—‘Committee Oversight for Sound Investments’ does not install confidence for Main Street consumers. We don’t agree to that.”
It is unclear what Republican counter-offered, but texts by Congressional aides' Blackberrys that were leaked shortly after give some idea of the discrepancy.
Possible committee names included “Heartland Monetary Fund”, “Patriots for Fiscal Responsibility”, “Watching Money Watching You”, “Dollar Dollar Bill (for) Y’all”, “Get Yo’ Money, Man” and “Touch My Money and I’ll be Touching You.”
Pelosi seemed disinterested in the specific name of the committee and more concerned about who would sit on the panel. “We are looking for an independent, bi-partisan membership to oversee this unprecedented time in American finance.”
Treasury Secretary Paulson countered that a bi-partisan effort will hamper investor confidence, thereby bringing down the world economy, “We need to streamline this bitch. We’re going to keep it Gangst(er).”
Regardless of the name, Pelosi wanted the Treasury’s assurance the committee would be composed of qualified members from both the left and the right.
“Who the fuck said that?” responded Paulson, “I told that Bitch, I’m on it. I’m on top of it. Me, Bone-Dogg (John A. Boehner), B-Naked and the Twins (Chairman of the Fed, Ben Bernanke; ‘Twins’ unknown), and—oh, oh, oh, hold-up, check it, check it—I want Palin sittin’ between my boy(s).” Paulson then performed an elaborate handshake with Republican Representative Roy Blunt of Missouri and simulated masturbating on an AP correspondent’s dress, “Blunt-Man 2000! 2008, Motherfucker!”
Officials said they had also agreed to include a proposal by House Republicans that gives the Treasury secretary an additional option of issuing government insurance for troubled financial instruments as a way of reducing the amount of taxpayer money spent up front on the rescue effort.
The Treasury would be required to create the insurance program, officials said, but not necessarily to use it. Mr. Paulson had expressed little interest in that plan, and initial cost projections suggested it would be enormously expensive. “You know how much work that is?” Paulson asked the press rhetorically, “Fuck that. You don’t think I know some shit? I know shit you can’t even fathom. Fathom, Motherfucker! We’re talking about a global collapse. Brothers from China won’t be able to eat.” Paulson shook his head and stood back from the podium, in what seemed to be a moment of solace, then whispered, “Wu-tang.”